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She Plays The Royal Flush At Her Friend’s Wedding And Wins

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She Plays The Royal Flush At Her Friend’s Wedding And Wins

Turnip-lover Kelly Steffen shares how she made her friend’s wedding unforgettable:

“I used this svg for a wedding gift I made for my friend. It came out a amazing! Super happy with how beautiful it is!”

Now…

… that is one…

… INCREDIBLE gift!

I know a lot of clients who engrave my art on wedding gifts.

But most were limited to a single item.

Like a single cutting board.

Or a single wood plaque.

So it’s my first time seeing someone play the “Royal Flush” with a full matching set. I think it’s brilliant. And beautiful! 😀

Awesome work!

More:

A good neighbor recently invited us to their son’s wedding.

They’ve been holding back the ceremony for a couple of years. Because of the lockdowns and all. But looks like the anticipation has been piling up like crazy. Because apparently…

… there’s so many people just waiting to attend that…

… they’re gonna have to charter a massive bus just to take everyone to the venue!

Sounds like it’s going to be fun…

I think we’ll be driving though…

Got a wedding you’ve been waiting like crazy to attend?

Wanna make a splash and show everyone that you’ve been anticipating this day the longest and hardest?

Play the Royal Flush by using our bridal favorite, the Romeo and Juliet, right here:

https://turnip.co/romeo-and-juliet

Sincerely,
Aurelia “Unbeatable Hands” Nobleia

The Secret Reason Why My Artwork Makes Your Projects Go Viral On Social

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The Secret Reason Why My Artwork Makes Your Projects Go Viral On Social

I was just inside my Pinterest dashboard.

Checking out my stats.

And ooh-ing and ahh-ing at how viral my artwork is going. With some getting tens of saves. Some getting hundreds of saves. And some getting thousands of saves.

If you’ve used my artwork for a while:

You probably noticed this. That your projects using my artwork have a tendency to go viral.

And become bestsellers.

Even “Etsy’s Pick”.

Think it’s a coincidence?

I’m afraid not…

Unlike other artists, I don’t leave things to chance.

On the contrary, I spend a lot of time studying home decor trends, interior design trends, lifestyle trends, and even… floral arrangement trends!

I don’t copy them of course…

That would be illegal.

But I do use them as inspiration. And to get the “feel” and “mood” for… what’s going viral and where…

… and what people are actually “re-mooding” their lives with.

It’s all about capturing subtle, underlying “feelings” and “emotions”. Most artists never get that.

And it’s not even something you can copy.

My point?

I thought it’d be fun to share with you today which of my designs have a higher probability of going viral on which social platforms.

If you ever wanted to go viral…

… no guarantees of course, there is some luck involved…

… and your photography and font skills play a part too…

… but the chances are way higher than with random art, cheap art, or even (maybe, who knows) A.I. art.

On Pinterest:

On Instagram:

On Etsy:

On Twitter:

Don’t get me wrong…

All my art pieces have really high tendencies of going viral. From what I’ve seen…

But it’s just that:

On certain platforms, some have higher chances than others.

So, if I were a betting person…

… these are what I’d bet on…

 

Sincerely,
Aurelia “It’s Not Luck” Nobleia

When Will My Reflection Show Who I Am Outside?

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Last night, I was watching a replay on YouTube:

Lang Lang and Nicole Scherzinger. Performing the hit Disney song, “Reflection” from Mulan.

For King Charles’ Coronation.

I thought I’d give my own take on it:

 

Look at me
You can clearly see
Who I really am
And you’ll always know me

Every day
Even as I draw my art
I still see
If I wear a mask
I can’t fool the world
They can still see my heart

Who is that bunny I see
Staring straight back at me?
When will my reflection show
Who I am outside?

I am now
In a world where I
Have to show my heart
And what I believe in

But somehow
I will blind the world
To what’s inside my heart
And be loved for my art

Who is that bunny I see
Staring straight back at me?
Why is my reflection
Someone I know so well?
Can I not pretend that I’m
Someone else for a little while?
When will my reflection show
Who I am outside?

 

Sincerely,
Aurelia “Reflected Too Well” Nobleia

P.S. Phew! Writing and illustrating today’s “skit & sketch” took a lot out of me…

Some people want to be understood.

Some people want to be remembered. A lot of them apparently. Seeing how trendy this is. And if know one of them, this is for you:

https://turnip.co/forget-me-not

Birth Month Flowers SVG + PNG Clipart Graphic Design

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Birth Month Flowers SVG + PNG Clipart Graphic Design

A couple days back,

Hubby and I went to one of our favorite fine-dining places.

The reason why it’s one of our favorites?

Because there’s a grand piano on one side of the restaurant. And every night, there’s a lady who plays your favorite Ghibli and Disney music pieces while you eat.

But we didn’t see her that night.

We hadn’t been back to that restaurant for a while. Ever since the lockdown.

Because it’s all across the country.

And takes a while to get there.

“Did the lady pianist change her schedule? I don’t see her performing tonight.” I asked the head waitress.

“Oh. We haven’t had any live performances since the lockdown. She doesn’t come here any more.”

Aww…

… that’s so sad…

But shortly after the waitress left:

We suddenly heard the sound of… music!

And people singing:

“Haaappy Biiiirthday… to… youuuu! Haappppy Biiiirrrthday… to… youuuu! Happyyy….”

And the waitress came out with a stunning cake.

Oh. Wow.

Looks like it was someone’s birthday!

As the singing and cheering ended, our food arrived. And we started digging in. But suddenly:

Music started playing again.

More singing this time:

“Haaappy Biiiirthday… to… youuuu! Haappppy Biiiirrrthday… to… youuuu! Happyyy….”

Oh?

Another person celebrating their birthday today?

That’s interesting.

Another cake came out.

Just as stunning as the first one.

At any rate, looks like it wasn’t going to be TOO quiet tonight. It’s always interesting looking at people celebrating their birthdays though. And all the exquisite gifts that get passed around the table.

But as we finished licking up the food on our plates…

… a familiar tune came once again:

“Haaappy Biiiirthday… to… youuuu! Haappppy Biiiirrrthday… to… youuuu! Happyyy….”

This time with lots of out-of-tune kids singing.

And yet another stunning cake got carried out of the kitchen on a silver platter.

3 people celebrating their birthday tonight?

Is it just me, or are birthdays getting more and more common these days?

At any rate:

We came for the live piano. But we got a whole night of birthday singing instead.

LOL.

Know someone with a birthday coming up?

Or maybe even 3?

Or 5?

Most people love getting gifts with their birth month flowers engraved on them. You can check out my lovingly (and personally) hand-crafted Birth Month Flower set right here:

https://turnip.co/birth-flower-svg-2

Sincerely,
Aurelia “Still Prefers Ghibli” Nobleia

When Your Mom Wants To Turn You Into Wolf Food

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When Your Mom Wants To Turn You Into Wolf Food

A fable about moms I heard when I was a kid:

Once upon a time…

There was a bunny mom. Holding her newborn baby bunny in her arms. And swaddling her back and forth. Trying to get her to stop crying.

Unbeknownst to them:

Outside their house was a wolf.

Passing by. Looking for an easy meal.

As the wolf snuck around their home, he heard the mom shout in exasperation…

“If you don’t stop crying, I’ll throw you to the wolf!”

At this the wolf perked its ears up.

And licked its lips in delight. As it patiently waited outside the house the whole day.

But wait as it might, in spite of all the baby crying it could hear throughout the day, the bunny mom never threw her baby out.

And by night:

He heard the mom say,

“There, there! Don’t cry, don’t worry. I won’t let any wolf get you! I shall kill him with my shiny new shotgun should he come anywhere near us…”

At this…

… the wolf’s face turn violent red, as he stomped away, muttering to himself saying:

“Never trust a mom’s words…”

The moral of the story?

Several I can see:

  • Moms will say anything to get you to shut up.
  • Be sure to look around before walking outside. You never know what’s lurking around the corner.
  • Always carry a shiny new shotgun when you’re walking in woods full of wolves.
  • It’s ok to be a baby sometimes. Even if you’re grown up. Your mom’ll still take care of you when you really need it.
  • Learn from babies. Don’t take words to heart. People say things they don’t mean all the time.
  • Listening to a kid cry all day long… for years… is tough work. Time to give your mom something special today.

Have yourself a Happy Mother’s Day!

And if you’re still putting together your last minute gift? You know where to go for the artwork:

https://turnip.co/store

Sincerely,
Aurelia “Still Uneaten” Nobleia

Two Brothers Create Unforgettably Funny Memory For Mom

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Two Brothers Create Unforgettably Funny Memory For Mom

I was watching this clip on YouTube a few days ago:

A mom was secretly taking a video of her toddlers.

And the kids were trying to climb up onto her bed. All by themselves. But the bed was a little higher than they were. So they couldn’t scale it.

But then…

… they came up with this bright idea:

Brother #1 says to Brother #2,

“Hey, help me up the bed! Push me up from behind.”

So Brother #2 goes behind him.

And pushes him up from the butt upwards.

And Brother #1 finally makes it onto the bed!

But Brother #2 is left at the bottom now…

So he tells Brother #1,

“Hey! Help me get up onto the bed too.”

Thus, Brother #1 climbs down from the bed. Goes behind Brother #2. And helps push him onto the bed from the butt upwards. So Brother #2 finally achieves his goal…

But now Brother #1 is at the bottom again…

So he tells Brother #2,

“Hey! Help me get onto the bed too!”

And Brother #2 climbed down.

And helped Brother #1 get onto the bed…

And…

… the cycle repeated…

… again and again…

… until the video ended.

And legend has it:

Those two toddlers are still helping each other climb onto mom’s bed to this day…

LOL!

Childhood.

It ends so quickly. Sadly.

How I wish I could be a kid again… But still… the memories of those times remain forever…

Anyways:

I was thinking about creating some memories for your mom this Mother’s Day.

And after wracking my hare brains…

I thought of something your mom would probably like!

So…

From the beginning of this month until just before Mother’s Day begins, if you bought one or more pieces of artwork from my store, just send me a message on Etsy right now (not email because it’ll get lost!), and…

… as a gift, I’ll…

… personally write your mom a poem…

… so you can add it to whatever gift you’re giving her! 🙂

I’ll even give you a last-minute critique on the design of your gift too.

If you want it, of course…

One per person though. I only have so much time. And you gotta do it fast. Because I might be asleep when I see your message, so…

… if you want it, this gift ends when Mother’s Day begins:

https://turnip.co/store

Sincerely,
Aurelia “Off The Bed Now” Nobleia